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Oh That Walmart

topic posted Mon, March 17, 2008 - 4:09 PM by  offlineDave
Start with shopping cart
Take it down aisles fast as a dart
Pick out bargains sure is smart
I love shopping at Walmart

Get bike parts
and pop tarts
and use the eye chart
I love shopping at Walmart

You can get there on BART
And to be shy about your wart
Nobody cares at Wallmart
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  • Oran...
    Orangeboxman
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    Re: Oh That Walmart

    Mon, March 17, 2008 - 9:02 PM
    so much to settle for

    the best of of the second-best
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    • RachL
      RachL
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      Tue, March 18, 2008 - 9:38 PM
      Despite there was no mention of midwesterners with asscheeks spread apart while they fart in walmart (preferably in line or possibly in a cramped fitting room) this was the kind of poem that our society strives for.

      ~keep up the good work
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