These words sound alike
So I can mash them together, no doubt!
They close the holes in the dike
Which is all I care about
Rhyming words is so much fun
Although pretty much an art,
it's like one bullet in a gun:
the strain will tear you apart
Dear rhyme, I love you so
You smell and waft and stink
yet make my face aglow
like a rock hard drink
Oh sweet salad of word!
Let me toss and dress you
to the consistency of a turd
and dump you like one too
So I can mash them together, no doubt!
They close the holes in the dike
Which is all I care about
Rhyming words is so much fun
Although pretty much an art,
it's like one bullet in a gun:
the strain will tear you apart
Dear rhyme, I love you so
You smell and waft and stink
yet make my face aglow
like a rock hard drink
Oh sweet salad of word!
Let me toss and dress you
to the consistency of a turd
and dump you like one too
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Re: Rhyme gone wrong AKA Word salad AKA Sweet mother of Turd
Mon, November 19, 2007 - 9:38 AMIs it time for a rhyme
I’d rather commit crime
To steal your hart
Or
Unleash a big fart -
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Re: Rhyme gone wrong AKA Word salad AKA Sweet mother of Turd
Tue, November 20, 2007 - 8:39 AMbad -
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Re: Rhyme gone wrong AKA Word salad AKA Sweet mother of Turd
Fri, November 23, 2007 - 5:13 AMthank you! -
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Re: Rhyme gone wrong AKA Word salad AKA Sweet mother of Turd
Fri, March 7, 2008 - 2:12 AM -
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Re: Rhyme gone wrong AKA Word salad AKA Sweet mother of Turd
Wed, March 12, 2008 - 10:42 AMBoink Boink u'r an inspiration to us all
If I were a man I'd make u lick mah balls
no really I luv u -
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Re: Rhyme gone wrong AKA Word salad AKA Sweet mother of Turd
Wed, March 12, 2008 - 10:42 AMin that creepy kinda way -
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Re: Rhyme gone wrong AKA Word salad AKA Sweet mother of Turd
Sat, March 29, 2008 - 9:49 AMI thank you on my knees
but please sweep the floor
before I do so, please! -
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Re: Rhyme gone wrong AKA Word salad AKA Sweet mother of Turd
Sat, March 29, 2008 - 11:29 PMHAIKU:
i open the box
'satisfaction guaranteed'
inside are knee pads
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