Oh no! How to start?!
What will my subject be?!
Does it need thinking on my part,
or just inspiration flowing free?!
With my head in my hands I sit
My blank eyes glare at the paper
"Why do my words never fit?!",
seems to be my auto-prayer
The time has come
I will swallow my pride
I will finally succumb
And turn to thee, the ever denied
"May I see with my soul
and write with my heart
May You close my dog's asshole
and liberate me from it's fart"
What will my subject be?!
Does it need thinking on my part,
or just inspiration flowing free?!
With my head in my hands I sit
My blank eyes glare at the paper
"Why do my words never fit?!",
seems to be my auto-prayer
The time has come
I will swallow my pride
I will finally succumb
And turn to thee, the ever denied
"May I see with my soul
and write with my heart
May You close my dog's asshole
and liberate me from it's fart"
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Re: What's in a Poem? AKA Clever Rhyme AKA Poem for a Dime
Mon, November 19, 2007 - 9:40 AMClever
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Cute
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Re: What's in a Poem? AKA Clever Rhyme AKA Poem for a Dime
Tue, November 20, 2007 - 8:38 AMbad -
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Two Thumbs Up The Butt
Mon, December 3, 2007 - 11:05 PMI prefer the word puckerhole -
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Re: Two Thumbs Up The Butt
Sun, December 9, 2007 - 5:56 PMYou mean you prefer the word to the actual thing?
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"May You close my dog's asshole"
Mon, March 3, 2008 - 6:08 PMhow do I say this without hurting the fragile sensitive artist mentality n still provide constructive criticism??? The word asshole is BORING
off the butt the list below includes appropriate substitutes:
fudgeslide, bunghole, browneye, chocolate starfish, dung tunnel
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Re: "May You close my dog's asshole"
Tue, March 4, 2008 - 12:21 AMThe irony is that when we say 'asshole', it's actually a euphemism for something else.
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