obituaries printed,
eulogies read,
carry-off this transition
with a little more couth;
years have sprinted,
caught behind not ahead,
the unexpected position
of burying my youth;
skin was once silken,
such a fine smooth pelt,
stroked by all females
of largesse or frames teenie;
now an absence of lilt in
a face that did melt,
cojones: unrung bells
'neath a cold cocktail weenie.
Okay, another line and I'll fucking kill myself!
eulogies read,
carry-off this transition
with a little more couth;
years have sprinted,
caught behind not ahead,
the unexpected position
of burying my youth;
skin was once silken,
such a fine smooth pelt,
stroked by all females
of largesse or frames teenie;
now an absence of lilt in
a face that did melt,
cojones: unrung bells
'neath a cold cocktail weenie.
Okay, another line and I'll fucking kill myself!
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Re: The worst thing I could possibly muster up...
Wed, January 18, 2006 - 8:45 PMKinda like Edgar Allen Poe put through an Ed Gein filter.
Made me throw up a little bit in my mouth.
Good job.
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Re: The worst thing I could possibly muster up...
Wed, January 18, 2006 - 9:37 PMI don't think you could end it on a more perfect note.
I'm feeling pretty happy I don't eat meat right now.
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Re: The worst thing I could possibly muster up...
Wed, January 18, 2006 - 11:18 PMWhat is this, the Scoundrels Bad Poet Society?!
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Re: The worst thing I could possibly muster up...
Sat, January 21, 2006 - 10:57 PMThe worst poem I have ever read. -
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Re: The worst thing I could possibly muster up...
Sun, January 22, 2006 - 11:10 AMI may have to agree. Any way we can put this up for a vote? -
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Re: The worst thing I could possibly muster up...
Sun, January 22, 2006 - 12:15 PMI second the motion for a vote. -
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Re: The worst thing I could possibly muster up...
Tue, January 24, 2006 - 3:32 PMI dunno, I think this kinda hurts our future.. if we know we can't make a worse poem than that, whats the point of trying? XD
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Re: The worst thing I could possibly muster up...
Tue, January 24, 2006 - 5:12 PM... I disagree; it may possibly be the worst poem that you've read, however, it may very well not be the worst poem that you've written... there, a murky ray of hope like a sullied sunbeam diffused through the flyspecked and clouded window of a public shitter... get happy! -
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Re: The worst thing I could possibly muster up...
Wed, February 1, 2006 - 5:56 PMNow for the vote: How does the worst poem shown here compare to this particularly horrid poem?
badpoets.tribe.net/thread/b...06f9ad13c -
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Re: The worst thing I could possibly muster up...
Thu, February 2, 2006 - 3:37 AMMeerily
Refrigerator drek. -
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Re: The worst thing I could possibly muster up...
Thu, February 2, 2006 - 10:39 PMDreque. -
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Re: The worst thing I could possibly muster up...
Fri, February 3, 2006 - 12:36 PMactually, I liked it.
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Re: The worst thing I could possibly muster up...
Sun, February 5, 2006 - 2:20 AMD. Wrec
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Re: The worst thing I could possibly muster up...
Sat, February 4, 2006 - 7:24 AM... the piece in the link was whimsically bad. Mine is just bad. -
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Re: The worst thing I could possibly muster up...
Sat, February 4, 2006 - 11:10 PMIron whimsy!
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Re: The worst thing I could possibly muster up...
Sat, February 4, 2006 - 11:52 PMYes, that is a valid critique. One poem strives to be bad and the other simply is . . .
I must consult, then meditate on this koan.
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Re: The worst thing I could possibly muster up...
Sun, February 5, 2006 - 2:21 AMThe question is whether to take the shorter circuit or not... -
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Re: The worst thing I could possibly muster up...
Fri, January 12, 2007 - 3:15 PMI liked the poem, cert. not worstest, shall I dredge up juvinalia from HS? Perhaps, sh#t not even mine? Hehe....
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