i know this is another "good" poem but i couldnt resist.

topic posted Sun, February 1, 2009 - 12:02 AM by  Daniel
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Watch me go, oh my god look at this flo,
its got so much dirt on it i should go to the sto
And buy a mop and clean it up
Shit.
Yeah im a fucking maid,
Your bitch in a black beret
Watch me clean, ill make it seen
How much im cool
Yeah, look at me, acting a fool
Watch me drool,
I can rule,
Even you
And your god damn crew
When they sit around
smoking room.
Smoking drone,
Holy robe,
Park on ass
Rub the grass
Make a game
With a lass.
Sit on lap,
Rub her back,
Till she laughs
Then i crack
all her bones
With my bone,
Sell her toys
to a boy
For a buck,
Make her suck.
Yes I know,
I sound slow,
But so are you
If you are reading this you dumb mother fucker.
posted by:
Daniel
Cincinnati
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